This is my favorite time of year, except for when autumn begins.
This time of year brings out mankind's truest potential for kindness and giving. This magnificent display of human compassion and ingenuity is here briefly, but it's a wonderful thing to observe.
I've never been happier at Christmastime.
I think Wayne Coyne had something to do with it, and my Santa suit is definetly helping. I've enjoyed giving all kinds of things to all kinds of folks, and I still have more to give!
The smiles on their faces are reward enough!
I don't have alot of money anymore, but I don't care!
That's what jobs are for!
Which I'll probably get sometime soon!
My God, the gift of giving truly is the greatest gift of all!
Next year, I'll be planning Christmastime festivities in October!
I can't wait.

Humanity can be ugly, and greedy, and dark, but we're all just mammals, and mammals are capable of love and peace to some extent, so let's just, love, and be peaceful, even if it's just for a little while.
Especially at this Solstice, at the coldest point, when we need the warmth of others.
And so, the holiday season is here. And please, please, enjoy it while you can. Sing a carol, do a dance, give a gift, and be happy.

Happy Holidays, you filthy animals.